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RiverBums: The Adventures of a Daughter-Daddy Fishing Duo

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Monday, June 4, 2012

A Muddy Memorial


Before we start today’s blog, we would like to address a very urgent and serious matter…

Congratulations to T.P. Tyler Pearson from Minneapolis, MN and the best Mac-economics partner ever J for winning the Caption Contest from last week! T.P. gets a free RiverBums sticker!

His caption for the Goose photo of AC last week…

Seeing this photo gives me Goosebums…


There is more to fishing than just catching fish. Shocking, we know. There are those perfect casts that make you wonder how there couldn’t have been a bass hiding in that small increment of space that you perfectly placed a lure. Not-a-cloud-in-the-sky weather that allows you to view the different shades of blue and bask in the smooth unending beams of sun. The pristine forest glowing with avery, turquoise, and moss greens that pattern the shores.




And then of course, there is that river. Clear, cool, and collected. Where the boulders bulge up like tiny mountains on the ground and you are the giant, wading through them, a serene power that guides you through the water. And that water, pushing against your might as each force of rapids manipulates the seams of your waders and rippled water continues on in every different direction. Agitated at the interference of flow, searching for a way to correct itself. A river is timely, organized and precise. The way it maneuvers around obstacles, never letting a snag ruin the flux. It is sure of itself. Not only in its flowage, but in it’s beauty. The way the sun makes the surface shimmer in a way that would send a man diving head first for looking at it too long. Like life, the river can give and take at the same time. The way each boulder has taken years to move into the ideal place where it will settle for a while and then move on when the water has decided it’s time. One dry summer could spell disaster for hundreds of life forms. Where one wet summer could mean a prosperous and fulfilling season. It all depends on what the river wants.


It is that luminous essence of the river that allows us to wade so well, ideal visibility of the lure for the fish, and overall, a more beautiful experience. Which brings us to the theme of our blog this week. Mud. Or as a RiverBum would define, Chocolate River.

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1.     Willy Wonka’s Watering Hole
2.     A chocolate factory that really exists in Colorado
*3.     A term used to define a river that has allotted excess rain water and is extremely muddy which produces difficult visibility for both man and fish.

Yes, my friends, this memorial weekend every river from here to northern Minnesota was flooded and muddy. Excess rains accumulated in Minnesota and distributed water over all of Wisconsin and into Michigan for over 5 days straight. Despite the signs, we decided to have a cast at it anyways.
So, with three days off, we decided to head to Minnesota and try the Snake River. However, work took over and we didn’t leave until Saturday afternoon. Dad drove the first shift from 4-7pm and AC took the night shift. It was a smooth drive with little traffic and on and off rain. We knew the rain would cease for Sunday, but our water gauges on the iphone were indicating high levels and little chance for fast clearing.

But, we trekked on and arrived at the Best Western around 10:15pm. Before heading in for a well deserved sleep, AC decided to be social (as always) and wave to the ZZ Top posers standing by their Harleys. They were not as friendly as AC expected and instead of continuing the conversation, she pointed out the green bike and said, “That’s my favorite” before heading in. Typical AC, always making friends in the wrong places! Somehow that simple lesson of never talk to strangers, never quite seeped into her mind.

The next morning we had our hopes set on fishing some uncharted Minnesota river. But, our faith was shattered when we learned more rain had come and the river was unwadable. Not to mention, who wants to fish when the fish can’t see your lure. So we headed towards the Namekagon River in Hayward. We have fished this before, last summer and caught a couple smallies and a northern with a huge parasite (See blog from September 9th) . But, it was another strike out, as bridges had been closed due to flooding. So, with 2 strikes, we decided to play it safe and headed to the one river we knew we could always rely on, the ******** river (come on, we need to keep some secrets).

Along the way, we stopped for lunch and heard about the Chippewa River in Durand.  When we got to the river, we noticed it was a much larger flowage and less flooding occurred. So we grabbed our rods and decided to try it out near a picnic area without suiting up. It was a good thing we stopped because AC had a home run on her first cast as she reeled in a black Chippewa beauty of a smallie off the dock…

Off the Docks on her first cast!

A 50 mile long river, the Chippewa is part of the drift less area of Wisconsin which makes it immaculate fishing territory. Back in the day, the Chippewa was used as a floatway for lumbering and paper making. The river is substantially stocked with walleye, smallies, pike, and musky.

It was an afternoon adhoc fishing expedition that lasted only a few hours. The wading was difficult as we had to stick close to the shores due to the depth of the river. Wide enough for a charter boat and very woody (full of sticks and trees).

Chippewa River

So after no luck and tough wading, we headed out and packed up. Research would have to be done on wadable spots and possible rental boats for another time on the Chippewa. It would be another few hours to the ****** river and unfortunately no time to fish it until Monday morning. So it was a night spent hitting the town where we bought fresh fruit at the local Walmart for dinner. Yes we just use “fresh fruit” and “Walmart” in the same sentence. Surprisingly there was an over abundance of fresh fruit, but a shortage of Capri jeans and flip flops. Go figure! When we got back to the hotel AC hit up the pool while Dad tried out the clean remote. That's right, hotels now carry remotes that are sanitized! Now if only they could work on those bedspreads...

                                         

Clean Remote







The next morning, we were out early and within an hour arrived at the river at 9 am on the dot. We suited up and headed to the banks as we were welcomed by a dark chocolate river. This was the muddiest we had ever seen it. Even in the shallowest of areas, we couldn’t see bottom. But, did that stop us? Oh hells on reels no! And just for all you doubters out there, here’s proof…



 
Hiding below a log

Reeling in the bass

Wading to China...

Top Water

Caught along an eddy

She always finds a way...

A new friend...AC named him Griffin

Branch Bumming

Between a rock and a deep spot!

Caught along a deep trough- lunker of the weekend goes to AC again...

Flying Fish

Chocolate river? No problem! Total fish for the weekend: 1 in the Chippewa and 10 in the ******** river. Despite having to work hard to entice the bass to the top, we did pretty good. The weather stayed clear, the river was generous and we had a blast on our first memorial trip to Wisconsin.

Until next time, we'll see ya on the other side of the river...

Cast Away,

AC & Dad



















Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Stiff Upper Fish Lip


"Well I was out on a drive, on a bit of a trip

lookin' for thrills, to get me some kicks

now i warn you folks, We cast from the hip
Fish are born with a stiff, stiff upper lip…"


Yes, we couldn’t have put it any smoother than that. Seriously, where would we be without ACDC? No TNT to Shake us all night long. No Big Guns to make us feel Safe in New York City. No Holding me Back on the Highway to Hell. Ok, that’s enough.  We just Can’t Stand Still. Sorry, couldn’t help it.


Yes ladies, gentlemen, and all you readers out there in between. We are in a rockin mood, riding the high left over from spending this past weekend in Northern Wisconsin fishing the ************ River (sorry, would have to kill ya). Not a cloud in the sky, okay maybe one or two, and 70 degree weather through and through. With the sun guiding and our rods leading the way, we left Saturday morning, early of course, on a 4 ½ hour drive to our most prized and privy of destinations.

Toyota Camry Rental- Brand Spank'n New

After filling up for Gas and stopping for omelets and coffee to go at a local Green Bay Perkins, we hustled in anticipation to our fate of the weekend in hopes of small mouth bass and the occasional trout. Cruising to our Early Morning Tunes we discussed which lures we would use and the impact of the rain water in the river.
Due to the most recent Spring rains and Spring Creek Distributions and Run-offs, the river was at a level of 8.20. However, it wasn’t holding, so we knew we would see significant drop of the water line while we were there. When the rain water comes in, the river is warmer, which of course brings the smallies out to feed. However, once the rain water runs out, the river cools down again. And since it is still early in the season, smallies are still on their beds, nesting and recuperating from the excruciating pain of birth and nagging of their husbands to go worm hunting while the female, feeling bloated and ugly stays home to watch the babies and wallow in despair and angst at how her scales will never be the same and…. Whew, I digress.

So after much discussion and deliberation, we arrived in the river just in time after the sun had been up long enough to warm the water. As we waded in, a wave of ease and attainment rushed over us as we lifted our faces to catch the sun and grazed our hands over the water. We’re back. It was like we were thinking the exact thing. We didn’t need to speak or look at each other. It was a mutual RiverBum thing, that can only be experienced in this particular river. Surrounded by nothing but a national forest, rolling boulders, rushing clear water, and rods in hands. Utter Perfection.

So, what could have made the day better? What minute, teensy, weensy detail would have sent us over the top? Oh ya, Reeling in the Bass…

AC Caught this Smallie on Her First Cast...


Like Mike Bass


Who needs a Cameraman?


A Bridge too Far Bass hiding under a boulder


A Fish Out of Water


First Top Water Bass of the year! (Chugger/orange bottom)


Smallie hiding in  a pool outside the weeds of an island.


Pregnant Bass= Hungry + Fiesty


Bass hiding off the eddy of a rapid and big Boulder


AC about to go swimming…


Nothing But Net Baby


Showing Off

Caught in the Rapids

Biggest Bass of the weekend!


A Dark Side Bass hiding in a pool surrounded by boulders and silty bottom


Display in Style


If you haven’t guessed already, we had a somewhat productive time casting. Yes, you can admit it; you wish you had been there.

Hours in the river: 8
Miles waded: 2
Fish Caught: 30
Clear Skies, Clear Water, Clear Mind: Priceless

There are some things money CAN buy and this ain’t one of them.

So we trudged out of the river around 7:00 pm, sore, burnt, and perfectly happy. After de-wading and packing out, AC and Dad rock/paper/scissored to see whether they would be staying in a hotel or a tent. AC had tent, Dad had hotel. Dad won, as usual. So, camping was put on the back burner due to Dad’s real Back burner (old age- and yes Dad, that was a diss.) On that note, we headed over to the Holiday Inn, picked up wraps and a pack of pilsners on the way and were out as quickly as the last beer was guzzled down.

Sunday morning we woke to the sounds of birds humming and…ok, so we didn’t wake to birds humming, more like the sounds of our alarm clocks pushing us to get dressed for church. Mass started at 7:30, so we were up by 6, dressed by 6:30 (AC took a long shower) and down for coffee and fake eggs by 7:00. It took us a while to find the church which is scary because there were only maybe 30 inhabitants in town and the downtown consisted of a DQ and a lantern antiques shop. After mass, we B-lined it to the river. We had a 30 minute drive to this one spot we were looking forward too.

Along the way, we discussed our plan of attack. We had been watching the water level on the DNR USG site through AC’s handy dandy Iphone and noticed the level was decreasing. The rain water was emptying which meant the water was getting colder. Good for trout, bad for smallies. So, we knew we would have to work extra hard today. Casting closer to the boulders, slowing down on our retrievals, and setting the hook harder. This would also mean that we would put the top water lures away (because they are best for hot days and feistier fish) and focus on crawdad patterns, bottom feeders. That way we could slowly drop them up and down off the bottom, enticing the fish low on their beds.
This also meant we could try our crawdad patterns which look like this...
Crawdad Pattern Lure

As we started fishing, we noticed the smallies were sticking closer to the boulders and not biting as well as Saturday. The water was much cooler and so we knew we would have to stay in spots longer, cast more, and slow down the lures so that the smallies would bite...

Bum's Eye View

This was right after AC lost a rainbow trout. She had caught him in the rapids, which goes to show that because trout are more accustomed to cold temperatures, they can stand the fast rapid water better than the smallies.

Reeling in a Bass on the Flats


AC had run into a hunting decoy goose while bush-whacking it on a small island. The details that follow are a bit hazy, but they look a little like this...

Crouching Bum Hidden Goose

Send us your best caption for this picture and the winner we choose will get a FREE Riverbums Bumper Sticker and their caption displayed in our blog. 

He Walks on Water Too...

A New Friend

Caught along a fallen tree...Wood down!

Dad Casting the Shore

Smallie caught under the boulder

Excellent Coloring

Red-Eye Sally

Where AC wants to get married - No booking fee necessary

Close up!

Saying Goodbye to the River

So after 5 hours in the river, we caught only 10 bass and lost one trout. But, the weekend was immaculate, the river perfect, and the casting was Pro. Yellow twisty tails with yellow jigs did the trick for the smallies on Saturday where as the bottom feeders (crawdads, green tubers) were the likely choice of bait on sunday.

Well, it looks as if this upcoming weekend is going to be sans-fishing. But, don't worry, we are planning a big Memorial Fishmorgasbord. So Until next time, we'll see ya on the other side of the river...

Cast Away,

AC & Dad

















Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Justice Fisher

Since the RiverBums have been shipwrecked for the past 2 weeks due to rain, work, and sudaphed, we have decided to introduce you to the newest member of the Riverbums. Her name is Justice Fisher. That's right, Fisher. As in Fisher of men, as in fisherman, as in Justice the Fisherman. Was it just coincidence that Dad bestowed such a worthy middle name upon her. We think not.

Justice fishing the flats in UP Michigan

Now, Justice is more of the behind the scenes fisherman. She holds the tackle box while listening to that young pop female sensation, Justin Bieber on her headphones or looks out for bears as she writes in her Twilight book. Yes, this vampire loving, junior mint snacking, dancing queen is what we like to say EXTRA special. What, may you ask makes her extra special? Could it be her savant Frisbee playing skills or her ability to memorize an entire movie credit? (Seriously, ask her who the key grip boy is in Legally Blonde 2) Sure, all of that may be true. But, the thing most interesting about her is her extra chromosome. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this miraculous creature weighing in at just over 90 pounds and 4'8 with the strength of Hulk himself has one more chromosome than you. Jealous? Of course you are, who wouldn't be? Admit it, you wake up every morning, look in the mirror and are ashamed of your mere 46 total chromosomes. That's because only the cool kids get 47 and Justice Fisher just happens to be one of those kids.
Pure Focus...
So, with that being said, we would like to dedicate this week's blog to the Fisher of men with an extra chromosome. But, most of all, an extra affectionate heart!

AC made a face...

"Stop it, I can't take it anymore."


A Special Olympic Winner Every Year!


That's one special RiverBum. Speaking of special, this weekend is the weekend we have been waiting for since the end of September. That's right my friends, May 5th is opening weekend for Smallies in Wisconsin. And that means...ROADTRIP. Tune in next week when we tell you all about our first days reeling in the bass on the ********* river (Sorry, hafta kill ya).

Until next time, we'll see ya on the other side of the river....

Cast Away,

AC, Dad, and Fisher