RiverBums: The adventures of a daughter-daddy duo

RiverBums: The Adventures of a Daughter-Daddy Fishing Duo

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Friday, August 24, 2012

Live to Fish, Fish to Live


If you look up Bum in the dictionary, you will see the definition: “good-for-nothing: somebody regarded as irresponsible or worthless.Oops, sorry, wrong definition. Skip down a few lines, there we are… “devotee; somebody who is excessively devoted to a particular activity or place.”  Devotion is like obtaining a fresh rose in a garden. First, the rose lures you in with it’s vibrant bait that says “yes, I am the symbol of all that is romantic and seductive, and you must have me”. Then, as you reach for it, you try ever so strategically to avoid the sharp pricks on the stem. Dodging and ducking in and out of other stems, working to stay out of the red zone. But, one sudden pinch of the finger stuns you and you are compelled to grab hold of that obsessive flower and keep it in your hands. Ignoring your throbbing finger and blind to your threshold of affliction as all that clouds your judgment is the act of possession. All caution is thrown to the wind as your heart falls in its predestined pit of the despair and demise known as devotion. Oh, devotion, how cleverly cruel you are.


Lost on the Rez

 But now you have the rose and it embeds itself so comfortably into your hand, familiarizing with your every move, thought, and desire. So that all you eat, drink, sleep, and breath is that devotion. That devotion. So, it is with our rods held high that we proudly carry the name as Riverbums. Destined to devote ourselves to the sport nay the ritual of hope, faith, and hook. Where every river carries a locket of our wade, where every fish carries a symbol of our cast, and where every witness carries an image of actionable true love. For we truly love to fish, to wade, to walk, and to cast where only our devotion holds us like the hand and the rose. 


The only decent sized bass caught on Sunday- slow day due to dropped temps over night...


But, where there is devotion, sorrow is close behind. You can see it on the face of the old man standing in front of his wife’s coffin or in the eyes of an Olympian when she misses the hurdle. Call it loss, let down or just pure deny of destiny. Devotion comes with its pitfalls and it is not for the faint of heart. To be devoted is to be insane. For only the insane choose to dedicate their time (busy or free), their sleep, their social life, and blood/sweat/tears(not the band) to something that may only bring an increment of happiness once and a while. Mark our words, you better be sure, (and we mean blood test, background check, the whole nine yards) SURE, before you devote yourself to a person, place, or hobby. Cause, we guarantee you one thing, it’ll slowly kill ya. But hey, at least it’ll feel good as you go… 

Fortunately, the Riverbums have had more than a few “once and a while” happy moments. Honestly, we’ve had a bunch. But, that’s because we devoted ourselves to fishing and not some woman who promises to try new things and watch baseball games with you when really she forces you to cut your hair and spend all Saturday night with very berry mojitos as you finish off all 9 seasons of Dawson’s Creek. Ok, seriously, you need to get out of that one! Save yourself man, save yourself. Yes, my friends, we live to fish and fish to live. 

So, we devoted our weekend to reeling in the smallmouth bass on our favorite reservation in Northern Wisconsin where we used nothing but yellow twisty tails (2 inch tail) and round green jig heads. Yes the ************ river was more than generous. But first, a new segment of the blog that was suggested to us by many of our readers...


Angling T-Shirts

Style mustn't be spared while fishing and that's why we wear nothing but the most recent and high end class of fashions under our waders...


The Devil Fishes Too...
(One of AC's favorite bands, she got this T at her first ever punk rock Irish concert)

A Pure Geek Moment...
(Like what you see? Let us know and we will order you one too, for a discount!)


We stopped for gas and AC spotted this beauty of a truck that this guy parked right next to us. After she spent a good latter half of an hour goggling over it, she grabbed a business card and said "You will be hearing from me!"

AC's new love... A Vintage Logging Truck (40's or 50's)!She is determined to buy it for her Montana home. Of course after she buys that as well :)

A special dedication to the TreeBum, first person she thought of when AC saw this logging machine! 

AC's first smallie of the day...and sure NOT to be her last






She just had to smile...

A wicked fight in the shallows



AC's quote when she climbed up, "Dad, look I'm on a boulder." Yes you are!


Perfect display of the net...at least a nine in the style section


Her 40th of the day...or so



Dad's black bass caught in another shallow pool



Catch and Release...That's how we rollcast (see what we did there?)












Oh the Squat and Net...works everytime












Caught 2 bass at once...Dad lifted his for the shot

A total of 80 small mouth bass, caught and released over a span of 10 hours. Sporadic white fluffy clouds and a high of 75 made this one of, if not the best day on the ************ river (sorry, would have to kill ya) this summer.

Ah, Devotion...

Just so we're clear, we never said we were sane, reasonable or always completely honest. But, you knew about the honest part already, after all, we are fishermen. And if there is one constant (besides devotion) amongst true fishermen, it is that we are liars. No, we're just kidding, we're not liars...or are we?

So whether you are devoted to fishing, your wife, or even gambling remember to stop every once and while and enjoy that allegiance of interest. Dwell in the obsession of dedication. And revel in your idolization. Because there isn't much time, life is running out and if you don't devote it to something,  then grab a rod, follow us up current and we will have you devoted in no time!

Until next time, we'll see ya on the other side of the river...

Cast Away,

AC & Dad











Thursday, August 9, 2012

Casting Makes Perfect

They say (whoever they are) that everybody has a soul mate. That perfect guy, that perfect gal. Someone who completes you in every way. Someone who makes up what you lack in. That missing puzzle piece, the true game changer. That ideal other who remembers what your favorite lyric is or everything in your favorite color reminds them of you. That perfect person who doesn’t mind that you wear their favorite college t-shirt as PJs or sits with you in the emergency room all night holding your hand. They don’t judge or criticize you or your choices. Supportive in everything you do and everything you say. That perfect person, that…oh, my…sorry I was having a dream. Now, back to reality…

Ok, so your significant other may not be real, but we can guarantee you one thing…the perfect cast does exist. Ideal, superb, flawless. Yes my friends, it is true… there is such a thing as a one of a kind cast.

Don’t believe us? Think we’re yanking your line? Then, you need a moment in the master’s corner. Yes, the only person who can pull off the smell of deet, sunscreen and 3 Dominican Republic cigars and still get a date. The man with the fish-defying frown in every Riverbum photo. The bachelor who raised 4 girls by himself and lived to tell the tale. He is the king of neoprene and feared by rabbits throughout the Midwest. He goes by many names; Obi-won, dad, daaaaaad, coach, motboy, and Tommy Randango. So ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, we give you a new segment of the blog (yet again)...


Dad's Casting Corner


The perfect cast consists of a number of essential components.  First, you must be in some incredible place where there are no other humans to witness it.  A place where eagles, bears, wolves are as commonly comfortable as the Lazy Boy in your family room while the most startling sight or sound would be that of another person.  Second, you must be standing in thigh deep water so clear that only the sound of distant rapids contradicts the peripheral allusion that you’re not.  Third, sighting THE spot.  What makes it THE spot is that it lies just beyond the realm of possible, like the number 11 redhead sitting next to the Brooks Brother suit at the other end of the car on the “L”.  Fourth, the road to THE spot is anything but clear, “booby trapped”, by high and low hanging cover coupled with a slight cross wind coming into play on the final ten yards. Fifth, a two handed overhead  (no sidearm would make it) zinger ripped high in the sky with all the force of a Jedi on steroids smoking out line just this side of “birdnest city” with no thought of thumb…and the number 11 redhead steps off the car without the suit at your stop and you’re alone as your topwater hits it’s mark and a calming moment that seems like a hybrid between now and forever vanishes as a sudden crush slaps you out of the dream and the adrenaline ride begins.  Hopefully back to your net.  It was the perfect cast, but was it?  For now that it’s gone, only the perfect cast can replace it.  

I know, he's good. And if you didn't get most of that, well, "Gone fishing" more often and you just might learn to understand what we mean. So, it was a weekend full of perfect casts, one after the other being replaced, more perfect than the last as we ventured to our favorite river in the hearts of the native tribe we hold most dear in Northern Wisconsin. And sorry, but it's still our little secret...

SATURDAY      




High Rise Casting...


It's in the Net!

Is that the Flash poking out of AC's waders?...Maybe...




Rollin in the deep

A Bridge too far...





Close encounters...

Fishing for a Top Water Sponsor...


Purple Water Lackspur


Having a Splash




Ok, this Bass is totally upstaging!


Snagged in the Shallows


Small mouth bass...in the weeds...on a chugger...need we say more?


SUNDAY

Today, we traveled to the Little Wolf again in central Wisconsin to fish for Northern Pike and Small mouth bass...

Along the river, AC promised Dad that she would refrain from smiling in one picture, if he smiled big in one picture. After all, as the Joker once so wisely put it, "Why so Serious?" Surprisingly, he agreed, so she complied with this mediocre of a straight face...

She promised not to smile in this one and yet, there is still a smirk...Cheater!

Largest boulder we have ever seen in this river

Hiding under the downed tree



Have you ever seen the Loch Ness monster? How about big foot? How about Snooki in church? Ya, we didn't think so. Well, one of the wonders of the world has come into fruition. Yes, my friends, Dad with a fish...and he is SMILING...

Get a good look at that smile folks, cause you'll never see it again.
Thanks Dad! A frown for a smile...

No boulder is too small to cast off



Mama of the day!


Measuring against the rod

Got Pike?

AC's favorite shot of the trip...
"Lunging for the catch"


Atleast 6 lbs.

Soaking in the glory

Ok dad, we get it, he's huge!

Inevitably it was Dad with the most perfect casts as he landed the lunker of the weekend on green/yellow belly spotted top water. AC got the silver as she wasn't too far off with a 5 lbs. bass caught in a pool between the shore and a downed tree.

Totals for the weekend: Saturday: 40 bass       Sunday: 30 bass and 1 northern pike

It just goes to show that a few perfect casts can go a long way...

Until next time, we'll see ya on the other side of the river!

Cast Away,

AC & Dad